These ni**as is gettin’ GUAP.
DC PARKING ENFORCEMENT: 
There are signs that say “No standing nightly 9p-5a.” You know where those signs are? On the blocks adjacent to SEVEN of the most popular nightclubs/lounges in the city.
ZOE SALDANA:
Yep. Star Trek + AVATAR = GAOPELE.
KELIS:
Alls I gotta say is it’s cheaper to keep her…
AKON:
This shiny ni**a signed T-Pain and LADY GAGA.
Honorable mention:
WIZ KHALIFA
The young stoner moved 30K independently. Cheers.