Anecdotal story #1: (SCENE)Border Patrol stops illegal alien:
Border Patrol: “What the heller you doing buddy?”
Alien: “…”
BP: “Well? I reckon you better tell me something buddy…I’ve got this sneakin’ suspicion that yuur not sposedta be in this country…are ya?”
A: “…”
BP: “I’ll tell ya what…I’ll letcha go on yuur merry way if you can use these three words in a sentence: PINK, GREEN, and YELLOW.”
A: “…uh…um…I getta call on the phone. It goes green green green. I pink it up…and says Yellow?”
……………………..aaaah what do yous know about funny anyway??? Here’s the damn video:
Yelawolf – Pop The Trunk from Motion Family on Vimeo.